dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
(via throwing-lego)
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
(via throwing-lego)
If you ever see me with a shirt on of a show, movie or whatever on it that you love too
you have the right to sit your ass down in front of me and start talking
my public representation of my fandoms is an invitation to come and talk to me about it
(Source: mccoymedical, via throwing-lego)
The 90’s man!
1998 baby! The golden age!
98 motherfuckers!
1991 ftw~
You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…
SOB
what
That last bit ruined it for me.
(via piedoomy)
“My favorite story was about a man who lived forever, but his eyes were heavy with the weight of all he had seen.”
Who are we talking about here, an Elf or a Time Lord?
(via hazardousharmonies)
Bunny to Llama in 0.8
(Source: originalprobe, via balencia)
JESUS TUMBLR
Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.
ANDROID PHONE WITH UNLIMITED DATA
Forever Reblog
(Source: doctorcrusher, via emkaymlp)
This gentleman bought a muffin today, and when we asked if he wanted it warmed up, he replied with, “no, I like my muffins cold… Like my heart.”
His mustache is legendary though.
“No, I like my muffins cold… Like my heart”
This man is a God among men.
Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.
Oh look i’m on my dash
(via piedoomy)
March 2. This girl is already dead.
I will forever Reblog this
YOU REBLOG THIS NO MATTER WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU ARE D:<
If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you
I tend to ignore the comments above but this is such an important message, let people speak, just listen.
*Reblogs forever *
(Source: itsonlyouandme, via balencia)
#and here we can observe the mating ritual of the time lords #the male time lord compliments the female on her killing abilities #the female appreciates his praises and starts the flirting #judging by their expressions both male and female enjoy the flirting #the male preens and straightens his clothes to make himself more appealing to the female #the female is smiling the whole time and presses herself against her mate’s back #their behaviour clearly indicates mutual interest and attraction #the next step is the full blown mating ritual in time lord’s blue nest (via iceinherheart-kissonherlips)
TIME LORD’S BLUE NEST
THAT DAMN BOX!
(via balencia)
necromorph-slayinglovemachine:
I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon
holy SHIT
(via balencia)
